A Star Is Porn: A friend of the Jossip family is evidently up for several AVN’s (that’s “Adult Video News” awards, to you) for helping to create a pornographic film whose title, Spunk’d is a clever(?) takeoff of Ashton Kutcher’s shortlived MTV reality series. As for the quality of programming? We haven’t seen it personally but, according to a recent writeup, the movie was an instant success! As a completely NSFW site puts it, “Featuring character names like Gashton Cootcher, Lindsay Blowhan, Hairless Hilton, Mary-Kate and Ashley Holesen, and Wilmer Balled-yer-mama, it is safe to say that Spunk’d is aimed at people disappointed by movies like the Britney Rears series.” Needless to say, we’ll be keeping our fingers crossed for him come AVN night, January 12th.