Notorious tabloid and paparazzi hater Reese Witherspoon is suing Star magazine for publishing a story claiming the actress is pregnant with her third kid.
The suit was filed yesterday (Wednesday) in Los Angeles. Witherspoon's claim is that the magazine published the story "in a callous effort to boost the tabloid's sagging sales."
"Contrary to the fabricated Cover Story," the lawsuit says, "the true facts are that [Reese] is not pregnant, does not have a 'baby bump' and has not otherwise gained weight such that she has had to resort to wearing 'Empire-waist dresses,' 'baggy clothing,' or an 'old-fashioned 1920's bathing suit.'"
AMI is, of course, claiming that the suit has no merit, and that because the article calls her fat and asks if she is pregnant (they do the same thing when they report somebody looks pregnant) there is not case for libel. Where Reese may have a case, however, is against the magazine's claim that she is hiding her fake pregnancy from producers.
Why would Star do that? Don't they realize that everyone in the world loves Reese Witherspoon? It's fine if they say Britney Spears lives in marsh or Hilary Duff suffers from extreme bitch disorder, because nobody likes them. But we said it before, and we'll say it again: seriously, don't phunk with our Reese.
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If the picture that they are referring to is the same one that I saw, Reese does not look pregnant. She looks like a normal woman. Actually, she looks more fit than the normal woman, considering that she has had two kids. Was that story written up by a male?
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i have blond hair and blue ies ………………….
i think your daurter is so cute.
my mom can be a singer if she whants to shes a real good singer!!!!!my mom has green ies and blond hair!!!!!!
i wish i could meet you!!!!! your fan, madeline
i am such a big fan you look just like my mom!!!!!!
i am 11 years old my birthday is may 23 ,1995.
i have blond hair and blue ies ………………….
i think your daurter is so cute.
my mom can be a singer if she whants to shes a real good singer!!!!!my mom has green ies and blond hair!!!!!!
i wish i could meet you!!!!! your fan, madeline
i am such a big fan you look just like my mom!!!!!!
i am 11 years old my birthday is may 23 ,1995.
i have blond hair and blue ies ………………….
i think your daurter is so cute.
my mom can be a singer if she whants to shes a real good singer!!!!!my mom has green ies and blond hair!!!!!!
i wish i could meet you!!!!! your fan, madeline
i am such a big fan you look just like my mom!!!!!!
i am 11 years old my birthday is may 23 ,1995.
i have blond hair and blue ies ………………….
i think your daurter is so cute.
my mom can be a singer if she whants to shes a real good singer!!!!!my mom has green ies and blond hair!!!!!!
i wish i could meet you!!!!! your fan, madeline
i am such a big fan you look just like my mom!!!!!!
i am 11 years old my birthday is may 23 ,1995.
i have blond hair and blue ies ………………….
i think your daurter is so cute.
my mom can be a singer if she whants to shes a real good singer!!!!!my mom has green ies and blond hair!!!!!!
i wish i could meet you!!!!! your fan, madeline
i am such a big fan you look just like my mom!!!!!!
i am 11 years old my birthday is may 23 ,1995.
i have blond hair and blue ies ………………….
i think your daurter is so cute.
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Dear Laura Reese Witherspoon,
I LOVE YOU! you are an amazing actress. My dream is to become an actress. It's also really funny, but we're related. If you could trace your tree back you would find yourself at a man named John Withersoon. he signed the Declaration of Independence and founded the Princeton Teaching hospital in New Jersey.you also have the exact first and last name of my dearest grandmother. Like the previous Madeline, I am 11 years old and am quite a fan
Yours truly,