So The National Enquirer has a huge scoop about Skeletor Cindy McCain kissing a guy who is not a billion years old so is clearly not her husband, John McCain. Except the picture they use could be any grandma in a ponytail, so we can't immediately assume it's true.

Unfortunately, since even a broken National Enquirer is right twice a year, we can't immediately assume it's not, either.

"I couldn't believe I was watching Cindy McCain passionately kissing and hugging another man!"

That's the stunned reaction of an eyewitness who says he watched in shock - and snapped photos - as the former presidential candidate's wife romantically kissed a long-haired man who resembles "a washed-up '80s rock musician."

Sources told The ENQUIRER investigative team the pair have been seen at concerts and sporting events acting very lovey-dovey

The wealthy blonde heiress and her secret pal have been spotted together around her hometown of Phoenix, Arizona over the past several years, say sources.

The amazing spy photos were snapped when Cindy and her companion attended the Tempe Music Festival says the person who took them. The photos are somewhat grainy, but the insider says they depict Senator John McCain's wife, who was greeted by pals at the event as "Cindy."

Not that it matters, but couldn't this have come out a week ago??