Good Press/Bad Press: Scientology Guard Shoots and Kills Sword-Wielding Maniac
 


What are the Internet-avengers Anonymous to do with this story about a security guard at a Scientology center who shot and killed a man blazing towards the center with two gigantic samurai swords?

If they are clever…nothing. The man, whose name is not being revealed yet, had some sort of tie to the church, and it's being speculated that the 40-something with tattoos on his arms was an ex-member of the celebrity-peppered cult religion.

As this story develops, lets just watch as the traditionally mum Scientology PR people have to make a statement that doesn't involve threatening to sue people. Anonymous members can't contribute anything to make this story more damming than it already is, and if they start mouthing off it will just provide a red herring for the Scientologists to latch onto and complain about intolerance towards a "religion" that believes in aliens and Thetans. No wonder it attracts a crazy, sword-wielding crowd. And Beck.

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No. 1 · David

Detective Wendi Berndt told the Los Angeles Times the man had been involved with the church in the past.

"There was a previous relationship, but it is unclear to what degree," Berndt said.

Calls to Scientology representatives on Sunday were not returned.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/scientology_shooting

Posted: Nov 24, 2008 at 11:01 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Nate

It's been reported that the guy was a 48 year old former scientologist and was described as an "angry, bald, tattooed guy in a red ford convertible."
My guess is, he got scammed out of quite a bit of money by that cult. Either that, or Xenu made him do it.

Posted: Nov 24, 2008 at 11:21 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Anonymous

No comment.

Posted: Nov 24, 2008 at 11:52 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Fredric L. Rice

Hey. HEY! Did you get Anonymous' permission to use their name before youspewed this LOLnonsense? Well didja?! Anonymous gets to decide what's on the Internet and what's not, and if they want to yark off half-cocked (no, that's not a pun I really mean with half a cock) they they will, and ain't no frothingly insane Scientology killer is going to stop Anonymous from, well, um… Doing whatever it is Anonymous does. Yeah.

This latest Scientology killing is just one more in an endless line of Scientology customers that get killed at the hands of their fellow Scientologists every day. I mean it happens so often that human rights and civil rights advocates who monitor the notorious Scientology Corporation call the pehnomena "Another satisfied customer."

Mario Majorski is the Scientology customer this time. Next month it will be some other Scientology customer who is pissed and was driven as Cruise-crazy by Scientology as, well, Tom Cruise.

In the mean time, go see Cruise's latest movie and try to forget that he's a Scientology customer, too, and would never, ever try to Katana his way in to the cult's Celebrity Center because he has his own key!

SRSLY.

My opinions only and only my opinions, as always, bitches!

Posted: Nov 24, 2008 at 3:31 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Fredric L. Rice

> No wonder it attracts a crazy,
> sword-wielding crowd

p.s.: Scientology customer Mario Majorski was only trying to audition for Mr. Cruise for the sequel to "The Last Samuri Jack" and there was an unfortunate misundertanding in the parking lot.

The next actor who tries to audition will call ahead first.

Posted: Nov 24, 2008 at 3:36 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Fredric L. Rice

Wait a minute! Hold the friggen presses! While some maintream media gives the name of the rotting remains as Mario Majorski, other mainstream outlets are giving different names. It's all so confusing!

Aw fuck it, EVERY remaining Scientology customer should head down to the Celebrity Center and get it over with.

Posted: Nov 24, 2008 at 3:51 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · cuntw0rt

Those weren't swords! That was the new Mark Super Mega Ultra MX Quantum™ E-Meter® pastoral counseling device!

Stupid security guard

Posted: Nov 25, 2008 at 7:49 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Jeff

The guy was a nut, obviously, with a history of physical violence.

http://www.oregonlive.com/prin.....amp;coll=7

Posted: Nov 25, 2008 at 1:08 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · Fredric L. Rice

Well yeah, the guy was obviously a nutter since he handed over untold amounts of money to the Scientology crime syndicate. That's a given. And of course Scientology made the man even more crazy, matching him up with another insane Scientology kook who just happened to have a gun. Too bad the killer won't go to prison for this. Too bad the Scientology crime bosses and ringleaders won't go to prison for fucking over their customer's brains so bad that we get, well, thousands of Tom Cruise Crazies out there walking freely among us.

Posted: Nov 25, 2008 at 2:35 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · Jo Mama

Is this surprising? Any adult who would allow themself to be brainwashed into giving large amounts of money to a cult is one taco short of a combination plate.Oh, but it is not a cult.just because it was founded by a science fiction author that claims our stesses are caused by Thetans that were blown up by hydrogen bombs 10,000 years ago.That is not a cult.They should be tax free and allowed to extort money from anyone they please.The fact is they shopuld be rounded up and face charges of tax evasion, grand theft,extortion,kidnapping,false imprisonment etc.
Best to get rid of them as soon as possible.They are a disgrace to this country.

Posted: Nov 25, 2008 at 3:28 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Marc

His name was Mario Majorski. He was a former Scientologist. http://www.nydailynews.com/new.....al_pa.html

Issue #318 of The Auditor, a Scientology magazine, lists him as an attendee of the "Saint Hill Special Briefing Course" in 2004.

Posted: Nov 26, 2008 at 1:00 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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