And a Happy Holidays to All
While you were sleeping off the tryptophan
 


Black Friday indeed: A worker at a Long Island Wal-Mart died today after being trampled to death during a post-Thanksgiving stampede.

The Black Friday stampede plunged the Valley Stream outlet into chaos, knocking several employees to the ground and sending others scurrying atop vending machines to avoid the horde.

When the madness ended, 34-year-old Jdimytai Damour was dead and four shoppers, including a woman eight months pregnant, were injured.

Read more about America's disgusting worship of the almighty Hannah Montana DVDs and flatscreens after the jump.

Roughly 2,000 people gathered outside the Wal-Mart's doors in the predawn darkness.

Chanting "push the doors in," the crowd pressed against the glass as the clock ticked down to the 5 a.m. opening.

Sensing catastrophe, nervous employees formed a human chain inside the entrance to slow down the mass of shoppers.

Cute, y'all. Sometimes, around the holidays, you sort realizing where the Taliban is coming from with all their "Death to America!" rhetoric. I kind of wish we'd all die too.

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Comments (4)

No. 1 · PacifismKills

Reason number 897 why black friday is stupid.

Posted: Nov 29, 2008 at 7:22 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Hawkeye

What a shame. This should be abolished. No more 5AM openings, no more lines around the block. People behave like savages.

Posted: Nov 30, 2008 at 11:15 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Ang

Anyone who shops at Wal-mart should have their head examined anyway. Every Black Friday there is always a story about how some White Trash Mom beat the crap out of someone b/c they felt they deserved the flat screen TV more than the other person did, a few years ago it was in Michigan. This never happens at Target or Best Buy!

Posted: Nov 30, 2008 at 2:22 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · thefrontpage

Why on earth is a woman who is eight months pregnant out shopping at 5 a.m. at a Wal-Mart the day after Thanksgiving? What on earth? Where is her husband, parents, family and friends? Anyone who is eight months pregnant should be resting comfortably in bed, savoring a slow, easy, luxury morning on the day after Thanksgiving–NOT in some stupid stampede at some stupid store along with hundreds of other stupid people. Someone please talk with this woman's family and friends–today.

Posted: Dec 1, 2008 at 12:15 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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