Kate Moss and Mariah Carey Want You To Think They Are Pregnant
Not quite baby bumps
 


Mariah Carey left her OBGYN carrying what looked like a sonogram and looking "ebullient." She was greeted outside by cheers from a large group of fans, which she must have picked up in her car on the way to the doctor's so she could more resemble Eva Peron. But then again, Mariah keeps denying these rumors. If we didn't know any better, we'd think she was just making them up to get more attention.

Meanwhile, Kate Moss didn't drink champagne and wore a big dress in China, which means she is also preggers. Because there is not much in the world that can convince Kate Moss to put down the bubbly, but a bun in the oven might actually do the trick. So the issue becomes: how do you keep Kate Moss perpetually pregnant?

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No. 1 · lizzle

where are the commenters on this site?! no hags here???

since the untimely demise of mollygood, i refuse to be a lurker any longer.

that said…

mariah IRKS me..to an INSANE degree. i loved tommy matola (sp?) mariah. how he managed to keep the world from knowing she was batshit crazy for all those years merits some type of award.

and that has got to be the most UNIMAGINATIVE cookie outfit EVER! we get it. you think you're sexy. but it would be nice to see you in clothes that don't look like they belong to a 12 year old prostitute every once in a while. sheesh.

Posted: Dec 9, 2008 at 8:28 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Slayer

I went to a costume party and one of my favorite costumes was a guy with a blue shirt with cotton balls glued to it. He was carrying a squirt gun. Can you guess it?

Partly cloudy with a chance of showers. Badum bum!

Although second place went to the guy dressed as Franzia. It was a very accurate portrayal.

Posted: Dec 10, 2008 at 12:04 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · April's Panties are in a Fucking Bunch

i think you give kate moss too much credit. a bun in the oven would not convince her to put down the bubbly. maybe she was just wicked hungover.

Posted: Dec 10, 2008 at 7:37 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · deimos

Or maybe Kate Moss was already so shitfaced that she couldn't possibly drink anymore. Or maybe she was so wired she didn't want to drink and kill her high.

Posted: Dec 10, 2008 at 7:41 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · sprout

Let's sit & ponder what Mariah's little tot's name may be.. I'll go first! "Butterfli Winghs" bah hahahaahah

Posted: Dec 10, 2008 at 3:36 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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