The Less Rachel Zoe Eats, the More Money She Makes
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Rachel Zoe, professional stylist to the stars and reality show anorexic, is closer to her dream weight of zero than ever before. And while we'd love to play paparazzi and tell Zoe (pronounced without the e) to eat a sandwich, for the love of god, it actually seems to be working out for her. Not that she looks good, because she doesn't (she's actually starting to look like what comes after Jack Nicholson in the bathtub in The Shining), but she's a very successful anorexic.

Zoe just get re-upped for a second season of The Rachel Zoe Project on Bravo, despite having an Anna Nicole-ish air of human train wreck about her and the fact that her personality leads heer to call things that she likes "bananas." But if she wants to make it to the next season without being fed intravenously, yeah, we'd suggest a bánh mì, stat.

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No. 1 · bedbugsandballyhoo

The "Gollum Bratz" doll is apparently what killed the whole line.
I can't see intersecting the 2 fan bases.

Posted: Dec 10, 2008 at 10:32 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · jimbuc

she's dying for us. wearing good clothes too. she's being paid well also.

Posted: Dec 11, 2008 at 3:08 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Mari

For a stylist, she sure did a heck of a job showing her aneroxia assets. For once she actually has that hair mop brushed. I like watching her train wreck show, only to re-confirm that all her sniffles are either OCD or just a coke reaction. Does her hubby wear a wig? cause that's another reason why I watch the show, I'm always trying to find his hairline.

Posted: Dec 12, 2008 at 8:58 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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