
Next time you go into the Waverly Inn, be sure to have taken some of these walking lessons we've been hearing so much about, or do an assload of cocaine as soon as you get there. It just might get you job.
At a recent pow-wow of American Express executives, Vanity Fair chief Graydon Carter admitted that he's hired people he met in bars because they "walked with purpose." Of course, that backfired with Toby Young, but nobody gets it right 100 percent of the time.
In addition to admiring those who walk briskly, Carter finally came clean about the seating arrangements at the Waverly: he personally overseas every one. Doesn't leave much time for running a magazine, does it?
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Will someone PLEASE go buzz-cut that guy's Bozo hairdo?