
You knew this day would come. The day when even the most tawdry gossip, the most scandalous, half-baked rumors, would no longer be profitable. Despite what everyone told you, there won't be always be room for entertainment during a depression.
And with that joyous message in mind, AMI Media, publisher of titles such as Star, The National Enquirer, and the soon to be relaunched Radar Online is beginning their dreaded staff cuts. So far, only the business side has been affected, with about 12 positions finding out their Christmas bonus won't be in the mail, but insiders say that the editorial should get their pink slips sometime in the next 24 hours. Don't worry, we'll keep you updated in case any of your favorite Pecker staffers start having to make an honest living.
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