This is incredible. I hate putting the best video up so early in the morning, because it means that things can only go downhill from here, but seriously this promotional video(???) for the president's Red, White, and Blue Christmas (?!) starring Barney the White House dog (&$*??!) is maybe the best crossover between infomercial, badly-acted B-movie, and celebrity cameos I've ever seen. Also, this whole family is on drugs.
Video, after the jump.
I also love how now that it's a couple weeks until the Bush's are forced to vacate their fancy digs, they are just like "Fuck it, let's make this Christmas about the dog who bit that reporter." (Although Barney Cam is a running theme in the Bush Christmas experience.)
Let's hope Will Ferrel adds this to his Broadway performance of George W.
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It's not "so bad it's funny", it's just bad. Like unwatchably bad.
It's written and done for CHILDREN you dumb ass. And kids love it. Geez, I am no W fan but give it a rest.
And yet another Barney for children that sucks.