Paris, Purloined!
Don't Worry, She Can Afford It
 

At 5 a.m. today, a security guard reported a robbery at Paris Hilton’s Hollywood Hills home. The burglar, who the guard described as a man in a hooded sweatshirt and gloves, left with an estimated $2 million worth of Hilton’s possessions, including jewelry.

Los Angeles Times

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Comments (6)

No. 1 · KeeblerKahn

Poor burglar, I hope he got his shots. God only know what he might catch if he touched her unmentionables.

Posted: Dec 19, 2008 at 6:14 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Johnny Fair Play

If blogs were books, Jossip would be "The Stand", 'cause there is hardly anyone left in here!

Posted: Dec 19, 2008 at 10:21 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Karl Spensen

Unfortunately Johnny, I'm pretty sure most of the readers of this blog are elite media snobs who refuse to engage in the kind of witty blog-commenting repartee that you and I take for granted. Ooooh, I hate those jerks! Except for the Associate Producer at my CNN internship who's totally going to write me a recommendation letter. You rule! The rest of you - you think you're better than us? Go suck an egg!

Posted: Dec 20, 2008 at 2:41 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · james kaye

MY HEART BLEADS FOR THIS BIZZO ,,,, COULDNT HAPPPEN TO A NICER PERSON senario # 2 this is a publicity stunt !!! her public relations guy probally set this up we havnt see paris in the news in a while so why not set up a robbery so her bony ass is iin the news huh !!!!!!!

this whole thing is a scam !!!!!!

Posted: Dec 20, 2008 at 10:14 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · HippiesSmell

Who gives a shit.

Posted: Dec 21, 2008 at 4:00 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · coffee

ironically Paris probably made more than $2million from the publicity that her $2million jewelry loss

Posted: Feb 13, 2009 at 2:15 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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