Time Warner's Depressed, Out of Cash
 

Time Warner wrote down $25 billion in assets to reflect a slumping fourth quarter today. Well that's what you get for going toe-to-toe with Viacom and CBS. Just kidding, Time Warner's been in the shitter for years now, ever since the AOL split. Warner's like a dad who never got over the divorce, and now just sits alone in his "bachelor pad" and desperately courts other women in attempt to make up for what he once had with mom.

Jan 7, 2009 · 1 views (beta) · Link · 1 Response
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No. 1 · Karl Spensen

Just great. No wonder I haven't heard back about my interview for the Anderson Cooper towel boy position.

Posted: Jan 7, 2009 at 8:39 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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