The story of Jill Ishkanian is a long one. She's the former Us Weekly reporter who left the magazine several years ago to start a paparazzi agency, only to find herself in the middle of a FBI investigation into whether she had hacked into the tabloid's computers to get privileged information, as her former employer claimed; Ishkanian denied it and began a $55 million lawsuit in September 2007, claiming the tabloid's then-West Coast chief Ken Baker was trying to ruin her career. Then there was Ishkanian's falling out with her Sunset Photo & News business partner — she claimed he stole money in equipment, he denied it — which was followed up with Ishkanian being the one to call 911 in September when she spotted Heather Locklear appearing to be drunk driving. It helped that Ishkanian — suspected to be in cahoots with Locklear enemy Denise Richards — was tailing her, with a camera, and snapped the shots of Locklear's arrest, which she sold for a cool $27k. (Locklear's charges were dismissed this month.) Well, if that wasn't exhausting enough, the latest chapter of Ishkanian's life ended up in Page Six this week when a judge threw out her suit against Us Weekly and supposedly awarded the tabloid $1 million in damages. Ishkanian, or rather her attorney, calls the whole thing bullshit — and just sent this batshit crazy letter to Page Six editor Richard Johnson. The full letter below, but here's a taste: "Do you just make this shit up? Are you a moron or a liar or both?"

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