OH THANK YOU OPRAH !!!Eyagh! Life without Oprah?Who would tell us how to raise our children without having children? And how we should suspect our closest relatives and friends for being molesters? (Because she is still psychologically scarred from being molested as a child)Who would tell us that our husbands might be on "The Down Low"and the men are all like the men in the church she goes to and have sex with each other pretending to be straight,even going to church..Who would tell us our bisexual husbands on the "Downlow" MIGHT BE GIVING US AIDS!And suggest we ask our husbands if they are gay after opening a "dialouge"with them about it.Even though she is NOT married?
Gosh…who would add to the vernacular things like "Men On The Down Low" ?
The poor thing gives child rearing advice and marital advice when all she had was a cockamamie poodle,and some other mutt who both die in the spanse of a year.She sure has brought a lot of weirdo's into our lives like Dr.Phil and Screwballs like Anti Christ Eckhardt Tolle.
Who else could smoke crack and get on TV as an Angel with her own network? Not to mention have a magazine named after herself with airbrushed pix of herself on the cover and articles about HERSELF ?
Sheused to seem fun to watch but I now see her as a freaky real life Krusty The Klown.I could go on for paragraphs with the disgusting things about her that have turned me off over the years.She gets uglier and uglier no matter how many hair extensions they sew on her head,no matter how many gallons of makeup they roll on her face,or an iron clad girdles so she can pretend she's "pretty".
Her Africa girls school"Charity" was nauseating because charity is not supposed to be given with PR or camera's all over.On top of it all the woman she hired to run the school was molesting the girls and Oprah distustingly distanced herself from yet another of her attempts to make herself LOOK nice going stinky sour.
Thanks Oprah for telling us that anyone who gets a stomach staple is a loser then going to get your stomach stapled only to back out ! You are the mistress of Wishy Washy.
I didn't notice this when most of these Thesis antithesis -synthesis shows such as her's first started appearing on our televisions.
Thank you Oprah for not getting out when the getting was good.Donahue Sally Jesse,Jenny Jones all bowed out gracefully.Thanks Oprah for overstaying your welcome in my house and letting me see you for what you are.I feel sorry for you because when you finally overdose on crack or whatever other things you do that all those happy workers you employ know about, but are afraid of telling us, for fear of having you come down on them with your billion dollars for violating the Gag order they must sign in order to make the O-llusion.
Your billion will go poof once you are gone.No children no family no nuthin Oprah.Enjoy your Birthday and your empty lucre,but when you are gone it will all go to the 4 winds in a cyclone of corruption,stolen by people you can't stand. I would say get some help but you would just find another nut like Phillip or Tolle to tell you whatever you want to hear so they can get some of your billions.It must suck to be you.Thank you for making me realize that Megalomania is a real disease and one of the most dangerous as there is no cure for it,and you can turn that money into any drug you like or even buy insincere people to kiss your butt.
I won't wish you a Happy Birthday because I know you can just buy yourself a Psuedo Happy Bithday with some shallow people who want to sponge your undeserved money,and crawl in the glow of your tragic existence.

Happy Birthday Oprah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!