Okay, we're maybe willing to buy that Jessica Alba didn't goof when she claimed Sweden was a neutral country (which it happened to be, but it feels more like a lucky coincidence than intentional), but Paris Hilton claiming that she's got book smarts? Um, prove it?

"I just say jokes but they think I'm serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it's just entertainment."

Ah, so close. We would have accepted "Because — hyperliterate women are seen as aggressive by the MSM,"; "Because — due to my family's wealth and the American social caste system I feared that appearing too smart might launch an attack by my family's competitors, like that bitch Ivanka Trump"; or "Because — who cares, I'm rich, bitch!"

So until you make another political video where you're not reading directly from the cue cards, we'll persist in our belief that having a reality show where you pick your BFF is in fact, a sign that you are mentally handicapped.