Welp, on the complete opposite end of the spectrum from the overprotective Slate article about the president's children, Bonnie Fuller has declared that the best thing Michelle Obama could do for this country is have another baby. Why? Because America loves babies, d'oi. And the Kennedys did it.

There's almost nothing that this beleaguered country could use more now than an adorable Obama baby. In fact, we need it so badly, that if Michelle isn't already knocked up with #3, she and Barack should start trying immediately. Star magazine actually reports that Michelle has already consulted with fertility experts at Northwestern University in Chicago. Nothing would epitomize the new optimistic spirit of change, hope, and rebirth more than a baby born into the White House.

Nice little Star shout-out! Also, as much as this supersaturation of "Obama as a Celebrity" myth has invaded our country, are we really going to start taking pregnancy rumors in tabloids to heart about the First Lady? Does that mean we're going to start treating Barack like John Mayer? Maybe him and Michelle could sell their baby pics to People and pay for some of the bailout. Recession=Solved.