Celebrity Rage Monkeys
 

Considering the audio tape, released yesterday, depicting Christian Bale on a blistering tirade against a crew member on his Terminator film set, it seems more and more likely that the Dark Knight star did in fact assault his mother and sister in London last July, charges that were later dropped for lack of evidence. Bale's anger seems darker and deeper seated than most, but don't think for a second he's the only guy in Hollywood with a problem temper. After the jump, a video gallery of famous ragers and their rash acts.

 

Christian Bale

This clip is NSFW because of Bale's staggering use of "fuck" and its variants. Example: "I'm gonna fuckin' kick your fuckin' ass if you don't shut up for a second. Alright?"

 

Sue Simmons

The rage and the apology.

 

Alec Baldwin

 

Bill O'Reilly

 

Bill O'Reilly (again)

Nobody can stoke Billdo's ire quite like Al Franken, who O'Reilly will now only call Stuart Smalley.

 

Ed Harris

Mr. Harris acts out violence for a room of stunned journalists.

 

Jim Everett

 

Buzz Bissinger

What's Buzz mad about? Why the Internet, of course.

 

George W. Bush

Here's your former American president calling a journalist an "asshole," a statement with which your former vice president wholly agrees.

 

Jessica Savitch

 

Joe Rogan

In this clip, short man Joe Rogan uses his cage fighting skills to silence a mouthy Fear Factor contestant.

 

Nicolas Sarkozy

Here's your French president storming out of an interview with 60 Minutes.

 

Mike Tyson

The eminent angry celebrity.

 

Robert De Niro

You talkin' to me? I'm yellin' at you.

 

David O. Russell

Also NSFW, unless your boss is OK with the term "fucking cunt" shouted at full volume.

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Comments (9)

No. 1 · Karl Spensen

Aw come on, leave Sue Simmons alone. I'm pretty sure she was just "keepin' it real", as the kids say.

Posted: Feb 3, 2009 at 9:54 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · say what?

besides that karl, she was the subject of one of the best parody songs EVER…"Sue Simmons Hair" (sung to the tune of "Bette Davis Eyes").

Posted: Feb 3, 2009 at 10:04 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Darth Paul

Bale is a vegetarian. They all have stank tempers.

Posted: Feb 3, 2009 at 10:23 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Run-DMS

Why don't I see David O. Russell's appalling tantrum on the set of I Heart Huckabees? You know, the one in which he throws stuff around and Lily Tomlin shows admirable patience and restraint?

Posted: Feb 3, 2009 at 11:08 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · fanofgrendel

Now here is a guy with a temper, so they say:

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Posted: Feb 3, 2009 at 11:40 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · cord

@ Run-DMS

I WAS REMISS!!!!! Thanks.

Posted: Feb 3, 2009 at 12:36 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · say what?

geez, cord…no pink box? for shame…

Posted: Feb 3, 2009 at 2:51 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · JTK

All these clips just re-affirm how what Robin Williams said is sooo true: Canada is like a nice penthouse over a biker bar party or something lol.

Posted: Feb 5, 2009 at 5:49 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · coffee

this is a cornucopia of quality entertainment

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 3:17 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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