Pay $40,000 a Year For Parsons to Teach You How to YouTube
 

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INTERNET SCAMS — At first I thought this was some UCB improv joke, but nope. Here is a totally sincere video of New School offshoot Parsons (featured in Project Runway!) and their classes on how to become Internet Famous. Video after the jump.

 

They say that those who can't do, teach. Which means that the aging hipster professor in front of you is still trying to figure out how to get a video to go viral, while meanwhile Fred is the most famous celebrity on the 'net. I'd rather take my private classes from an ADD-addled 14-year-old than sit in a classroom and talk about how to get "buzz" about my Twitter account.

PS: Uniqlo called, and they want their Basquiat shirt back. Haha, just kidding, you can keep it.

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No. 1 · American Culture Is Dead

LOL. These people do not understand the Internet. "Liz" was more popular because she has a vagina.

Posted: Feb 4, 2009 at 10:25 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · haha

Sadly vaginas will always win

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 11:42 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · oh hey

I came over as fast as I could when I heard you were talking about vaginas.law1110_468×608.jpg

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 5:30 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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