You can always trust the Internet to find the silver lining in even the most terrible of situations. Before this "series of tubes", the four-minute recording of shockingly angry dickhead Christian Bale humiliating another grown man would have amounted to little more than a sign that the Batman actor needs professional help. Now, it's a musical phenomenon.

The Ibiza Rage

For its production quality and genius use of a great many of Bale's curses, this is the best Bale Rage remix so far. Apparently the guy who produced this is also producing RuPaul's new album. Download this one and dance until you feel like TEARING SOMEONE'S FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!!

The Japanese Synth Artist Rage

If a Japanese video game company is ever in need of backing music that heavily samples a Western nutcase's freakout, this is what it'll use.

The 90s Throwback Rage

Not really a remix, but a clever mashup of Christian Bale and EMF.

The Horrorcore Rap Rage

Horrorcore rap is an odd genre of music that only meth addicts and severely depressed people like. This is the Bale Rage remix your sad, drug-addled little brother would make with FruityLoops.

The Drum n Bass Rage

A little light on the "B" part of "DnB," this remix would still make any UK club kid from the early 90s get his trainers on the dance floor. All the "shut the fuck up"s might harsh their highs, though.

The Jazzy Lounge Rage

Our personal favorite. The juxtaposition of all the frothing hatred and the lazy sound of the upright bass are divine. It's like the Vodka Red Bull of Christian Bale Rage remixes. The Afghan dog fighting imagery is interesting, too. Though we have no idea what it means.