2009 is going to be for Jessica Simpson what 2004-2008 was for Britney Spears. You can just tell: First it's all the fatty-fatty rumors in the tabloids, then all her friends and family talk about how "fine" and "normal" she is, and now the pop star is breaking down onstage during performances in Michigan and walking off in tears. Give her three months and it will be all shaved heads and umbrella-wielding insanity. Too bad her sister Ashlee is really going to have to ratchet up some uber-crazy names for her next kid if she wants to regain any of that sweet, sweet public attention.
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She is way into hair weaves. She may lose it but mark my words no head shaving. Britney when she tried rocked nappy trifling weaves she was never a real weave sista like Jessica Simpson.Sistas who hairweave may go crazy but when t comes to their hair they don't f around. No matter how bad things get Jessica Simpsons hair is always on point. Believe that!
I think she looks hot with a-few-extra-pounds to be honest. But let's face it, like Britney, she was probably always crazy underneath. And by underneath, I mean pappa joe.
I think she's just a small town Texas girl with an obscenely ambitious preacher turned ringmaster father and a weak mother. She's been on the Hollywood/LA merry-go-round since she landed, initially thought vocal talent and a pretty face would give her a big role in that city, realized that it was all about her tits and ass, no one really cared about her or respected her or her family. Hell, they brought it on themselves. Looked for the quick stardom, without doing the work. Public lost interest, she's dumped her, seemingly nice enough husband, and as been a hungry woman since.
Realistically, there must be a lot of stress, ups and down, insecurities, and, like Liz Taylor and Oprah, she's discovered fried chicken and french fries. To abandonment. She doesn't look good and, moreso, she doesn't look happy. She doesn't have to be sickly thin, like most of those waifs in LA, but lose half of what she's gained and get a new stylist and she'll be a lot happier.
SHE didn't realize belatedly that it was all about her t*** and a**! Her DAD knew it from the beginning and exploited it mercilassly.
Who is she? Was she an Idol runner up or something?
Hard to feel sorry for anyone in that greedy phony Republican family, but I do think the "fatty" label is grossly unfair. If she's fat, then so are most 28-year-old women I see.
TASTY! -Now that Jessica 'has got a few pounds on her' I am VERY HORNY for her! :-) I like a lady with a few "curves" -INDEED!
Whatever. Her "pastor" father has a creepy child molester vibe to him and I wouldn't leave a Cabbage Patch doll alone in his presence. Her mother is another Dixie bimbo with zero brains and personality who ain't got nothin to say as her pervert husband whores out her children for money and the spotlight and talks about their kid's tits in a men's magazine. What the hell do you think happens to girls with "parents" like Jessica's? Lindsay, Britney, fill in the blank, they're all the same.
How are we NOT talking about how fat do-nothing Federline is getting?
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