FBI Involved in Super Bowl Porn Scandal
 

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I bet there is some guy on the FBI that was just so happy to be handed this case. He's been waiting for his chance to shine in the service for years now, and if he can finally crack the hacker code and find out who slipped in 30 seconds of flaccid penis porn to those watching the game on Comcast, there's a chance he'll get promoted to top special field agent. He knows that there's some punk kid out there in Arizona with access to a Comcast satellite feed and too much free times on his hands. That kid is going to do federal time, now that the FBI is involved. You thought Nipplegate was a big deal? You ain't seen nothing yet.

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No. 1 · GC

Kid, if you're out there and read this, I have a piece of advice for you

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE COUNTRY. Yeah, you love your mom and all, but you don't want to do time in FEDERAL POUND ME IN THE ASS PRISON

Posted: Feb 12, 2009 at 4:41 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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