Since it's Valentine's Day and everything, both Time Out: New York and Page Six Magazine are doing a top 50-150 eligible bachelors/bachelorette list so you can fantasize about boning a celebrity while you break out your Hitachi magic wand for the umpteenth time. The only problem about these guy's list? It includes a lot of not-so-single gents.

Fred Armisen is engaged to Elisabeth Moss, which Page Six notes, but then includes him anyway? Nothing is mentioned about Andy Samberg's relationship with Joanna Newsom, so the only "legitimately" single person in that pack is Seth Meyers, and if you think you're going to be his rebound from Rashida Jones, you crazy.

So thanks, Page Six, for making sure we understand exactly how divorced from reality you expect us to be when trying to find a good guy in New York. We should have been tipped off when you put James Franco at number 3.

Also: LOL @ Ron Perelman being included. Are fancy dinners worth the price of Ellen Barkin barging in, causing a scene, and throwing water all over the two of you?