George Bush's Twitter: Now with Less Misunderestimating!
 

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Now that George W. Bush is packing it in and moving West, he'll have all the time in the world to catch up on all the technological advances he's missed in the last eight years. According to his former chief of staff Andrew Card, there's even a chance Bush will join the 21st century on Twitter and Facebook. Don't be fooled by all the posers on the micro-blogging site already popping up; we've got the legit feed to the president's Twitter account right here.

(Remember: Twitter reads from bottom-up!)

 

Wuzzup Dubai! Time to get my O'Doul's on. Good luck, USA! All da best.
about 1 hours ago from web

@Kanye_West Whos Katrina?
about 1 hours ago from txt

@Kanye_West Whoa just saw this: http://tinyurl.com/3yv48z You don't think I care?
about 1 hours ago from txt

@LauraBee Where y'at? Haven't seen you home since Jan. U in Texas?
about 2 hours ago from txt

Hey, Acmidemajab…whatever the Iran guy is says I can crash w/ him for a bit. Suck it America. Alalalala!
about 3 hours ago from txt

@CheneyisBadass Your mom is 'revealing classified information.' Dickhead.
about 4 hours ago from txt

Brb. Apparently I can't crash at Camp David anymore? Uhhh, why not? We let Cheney do it all the time.
about 4 hours ago from txt

"First of all, I don't see America having problems." LOL @me in 2008. Wut?? http://tinyurl.com/6qay9z
about 6 hours ago from twitterfeed

@Pelosi#1 ooh, looks like your economy doesn't just magically get fixed cuz black man is in office. weird.
about 8 hours ago from web

I'm not allowed to call myself prez anymore. Sad. Anyone see this vid though? http://tinyurl.com/6chq77
about 10 hours ago from web

@CheneyisBadass Wait, wut?
about 12 hours ago from Twitterfeed

Yeah, your president is on the web bitches!
about 12 hours ago from txt

 
91So yeah America! Really looking forward to using this Twitter thing now that I have some time off! Finally you guys can here my side of the stor
about 13 hours ago from web
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Comments (7)

No. 1 · fanofgrendel

Just can't leave the guy alone, can you?

bush_20finger.jpg

Posted: Feb 16, 2009 at 9:14 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · kinky-neo-con

One of the pornstars on FOX"News", Julie Banderas, is also on twitter. She brags about it all weekend.

Posted: Feb 16, 2009 at 9:58 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Matt

You know who is Twittering? Karl Rove:
http://gotchamedia.blogspot.co.....itter.html

Posted: Feb 16, 2009 at 6:18 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Carolyn D

Oh, please! Can't you give it a rest already? You won, now shut up!

Posted: Feb 16, 2009 at 7:54 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · anon

yeah, because you guys stopped picking on Clinton the moment Bush took office, right?

Posted: Feb 16, 2009 at 11:04 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Andrew Yu-Jen Wang

Speaking of George W. Bush:

George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).

George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.

And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.

Many people know what Bush did.

And many people will know what Bush did—even to the end of the world.

Bush was absolute evil.

Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.

Bush is a psychological prisoner.

Bush has a lot to worry about.

Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.

In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.

Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

“GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY” BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
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I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memory so it never got stale and faded.” Oh wait—off the top of my head—I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.

Posted: Mar 3, 2009 at 6:41 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · fanofgrendel

@Andrew Yu-Jen Wang: I bet you have a small wang.

Posted: Mar 3, 2009 at 7:08 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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