Remember when Neal Boulton hung out with Ian Somerhalder? Boulton certainly does! Having just announced he's "quitting" — and not being ousted, as we're also hearing — as EIC of gay rag Genre, the bi-guy insists one of her new projects focuses around his bi-love site BastardLife.com, a collection of sultry stock photos and characters from the English language. Boulton claims he's been approached to turn the site into a TV show called BastardLife NYC. And you know what it takes to get a TV show made? Rumors that it's getting made. And also, a producer. Which Boulton says he has. That producer would be Star Price, who filmed Boulton and Somerhalder chatting during a Men's Fitness shoot back when Boulton was the editor of the American Media rag. That was also back when Mr. Price was trying to get a certain reality show about American Media called One Park Avenue off the ground. Which never happened. Probably like BastardLife NYC will never happen. But we hope they at least put together an excellent footage reel!