Lindsay Lohan to Join the Tribe
 

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La Cheim! If there is one thing the world is running out of, it's red-haired Jews. In a very Charlotte from Sex and the City-type move, troubled mean girl Lindsay is proving her commitment to girlfriend Samantha Ronson by converting to Judaism. At least, according to several tabloids and Lindsay's Facebook. Unfortunately, conversion to Judaism is a long, hard process, and we doubt most rabbis take "changing your social networking feature" as a mitzvah. The sapphic couple had some very public rows during Fashion Week, maybe this religion change is Lindsay's way of saying "sorry?" Hey, at least it's not Scientology.

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Comments (11)

No. 1 · Darth Paul

Whatever. That stupid skank is just going to hit up a few Kabbalah (TM) meetings and watch Yentl.

Posted: Mar 3, 2009 at 11:07 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Darth Paul

Also, pardon my nerdjewiness, but it's "le" chayim…the vowel makes a difference in ivrit.

Posted: Mar 3, 2009 at 11:09 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Mr.X

lohan is hoe bitch

Posted: Mar 3, 2009 at 12:01 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Mr.X

Lindsey Lohan needs some steak and a reverse plastic surgery

Posted: Mar 3, 2009 at 12:03 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · fanofgrendel

If Snoop can make such a fine Nation of Islam member, then this girl may make it after all.

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Posted: Mar 3, 2009 at 12:53 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · videopokerpc

the only word, weard lol!
now nobody follows one thing.

Posted: Mar 3, 2009 at 2:20 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · BK

Do you think she realizes this a RELIGION, not a special club?

Posted: Mar 3, 2009 at 4:54 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Joe Blow

Yawn! Is there anyone left on the planet that even cares one iota about this chick and her Sapphic publicity stunts. I wish Lindsay, Paris and Britney would take a three hour tour (think Gilligan's Island here).

Posted: Mar 3, 2009 at 5:12 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · Darth Paul

@Joe Blow: You do, obviously, if you're commenting.

Posted: Mar 3, 2009 at 6:07 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · Joe Blow

@ Darth Paul: What's your point mate? You are all over the site as well adding your two cents to quite a few stories. Seems you have an ax to grind with me so state your beef.

Posted: Mar 3, 2009 at 6:49 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Penny

This is news? Who cares about this idiot who threw her career away because daddy didn't pay enough attention to her.

Posted: Mar 4, 2009 at 9:00 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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