That's Not a Mic in my Pants: Media's Biggest Perverts
 

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It's a terrible world we live in these days when even the people we entrust with bringing us the news are secretly sexual deviants. The most recent example would be David Malakof, the former NPR Science editor who was recently charged with felony possession of child pornography. Which one would only expect from a liberal, right guys? But from the examples we've compiled, sexual misconduct can come from even the most conservative, "protect our children" pundits. And sometimes, it's even women doing the harassing! What a crazy, mixed up world we live in, huh? To feel unclean all over, continue reading. If you still want to believe Keith Olbermann and Bill O'Reilly are above such tawdry offenses, by all means, redirect yourself here.

 

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Aaron Burns

Fox News producer who made the inexcusable offense of not only having child pornography, but sharing it over the web as well. He also, uh, was featured in The Complete Idiot's Guide to Supercharged Kama Sutra Illustrated. (Yeah, that's him in the pic.) Oh, and Bruns had already been arrested for the same goddamn thing in '99 and had to drop out of college, but Fox somehow overlooked that part of his resume.

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Comments (19)

No. 1 · fanofgrendel

You just say "he did it" because you don't like him.

Posted: Mar 11, 2009 at 8:14 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · kinky-neo-con

great story… good motivation to go gooogle some porn, thanx!

Posted: Mar 11, 2009 at 8:15 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · fanofgrendel

I'm going to puke!

Posted: Mar 11, 2009 at 8:16 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · I don't think Bert and Ernie are gay... just looking for the right women.

Tyra is going to solve all of this. Don't you worry.

Posted: Mar 11, 2009 at 11:10 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Rhonda

since Obama's inauguration he has spent 1 billion dollars an hour. Today, he will disguss: Earmark Reform. Talk about perverted, Obama is king. Hopefully, he won't talk about the economy and the Dow might rise for the second day in a row.

Posted: Mar 11, 2009 at 11:39 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Rhonda

China cut taxes, car sales up 25% in Feb.

China, seems to have figured out how to get their economy going.

Posted: Mar 11, 2009 at 12:04 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · kinky-neo-con

@Rhonda: with all the $$$ I spend on Chinese porn they better have their economy going. 'me luv u long time' :-)

Posted: Mar 11, 2009 at 12:16 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Rhonda

Kinky, your bad:)

Posted: Mar 11, 2009 at 12:24 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · kinky-neo-con

@Rhonda: …Indeed…

Posted: Mar 11, 2009 at 1:28 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · fanofgrendel

In the "everybody is a pervert these days" category:

Jacko Concert Tickets Sold Out Already!
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Ho.....9309?f=rss

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Posted: Mar 11, 2009 at 4:37 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Just Saying

Rhonda. Chinese taxes are progressive. They start at 5%. Are you saying that the rich pay 0%. Please explain. You are making me dizzy, and it's not your knowledge that is doing it. It's pretty much your confusion.

Posted: Mar 12, 2009 at 12:23 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · fanofgrendel

@Just Saying: You don't need any help making yourself dizzy.

Posted: Mar 12, 2009 at 12:27 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · Just Saying

Rhonda. You are so misleading. China cut CAR taxes, not general tax (sales and income). good job trying to deflect and scare. You should run for office. No, wait, you are a base Republican. You'll lose.

Posted: Mar 12, 2009 at 12:27 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 14 · Just Saying

Yeah FANOFGRENDEL. I get dizzy because I actually care about my country. Dizziness is a problem you will never have.

Posted: Mar 12, 2009 at 12:29 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 15 · Just Saying

Gee, Rhonda, you are actually using China as a model for economic success. I thought you hated communism. I forgot. Hypocrites switch sides whenever it's convenient.

Posted: Mar 12, 2009 at 12:31 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 16 · fanofgrendel

@Just Saying: you are so lame.

Posted: Mar 12, 2009 at 12:52 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 17 · Just Saying

Lame is ignoring facts, FANOFGRENDEL. Therefore, I bow before the king of lame, FANOFGRENDEL. Someone that needs to cling to his ignorance, no matter how many lives are lost. All hail FANOFGRENDEL, ignores facts and murders innocent soldiers in the process. Only, of course, if his own life is not threatened in the process.

Posted: Mar 12, 2009 at 1:10 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 18 · Just Saying

Why don't you throw us another picture, FANOFGRENDEL, since your pictures speak so much more than the foolish words your fingers type.

Posted: Mar 12, 2009 at 1:13 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 19 · fanofgrendel

@Just Saying: as you wish.
JUST SAYING
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is JUST SILLY

Posted: Mar 12, 2009 at 7:38 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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