Now that Lindsay Lohan's been cleared of her probation violation charge, thus avoiding jail time, let's take a look at some women who weren't so lucky when the gavel dropped. Break out the tank tops—it's caged heat!

Zsa Zsa Gabor
In 1989, after being pulled over for having expired tags on her Rolls Royce, a Beverly Hills police officer issued Zsa Zsa Gabor a ticket for both the expired tags and a doctored driver's license (the 72-year-old, heavyset Gabor had changed her DL to say she was 61 and 110 pounds). Raging, the actress/socialite slapped the cop, at which point he arrested her and took her to jail for battery of an officer. Upon her arrest, Gabor's husband, German prince Frederick von Anhalt, told reporters, "The rich and famous should be judged differently. This city couldn't live with the little people's tax money." When her case eventually went to trial, Gabor doodled during the proceedings. Ultimately, she was sentenced to 120 hours of community service, a fine of $12,350 and three days in jail.

Nicole Richie
In 2006, after being arrested three years earlier for possession of heroin, actress/socialite Nicole Richie was pulled over for driving the wrong way down a freeway in Los Angeles. After admitting to officers that she was under the influence of marijuana and Xanax, she was arrested. Eight months later, the Simple Life "star" was sentenced to four days in jail. She served 82 minutes of those four days.

Paris Hilton
Former Nicole Richie BFF Paris Hilton is herself no stranger to prison cells. Following a 2006 no contest plea on a DUI charge, Hilton had her license suspended and was placed on probation for 36 months. One month after her initial sentencing, the actress/socialite had already been pulled over twice for driving on a suspended license, once recklessly. LA prosecutors then charged Hilton with violating her probation and Judge Michael Sauer threw the book at her, sentencing her to 45 days in jail. After 23 days in the clink, Hilton was released for good behavior, promising to "change her life." We all know how that turned out.

Michelle Rodriguez
Boozy Lost star Michelle Rodriguez went to court in 2003 to face eight charges stemming from two separate incidents: a hit and run and a DUI. After pleading guilty to most of the charges, Rodriguez was sentenced to two days in jail. But she didn't stop there. In 2005, while in Hawaii filming her TV show, Rodriguez was again pulled over for driving under the influence. Given the option of serving 240 hours of community service or five days in jail, Rodriguez took the jail. And because her Hawaiian charge was a violation of her LA probation, Rodriguez was also sentenced to 60 days in California prison. Of that sentence, the actress/alcoholic served a day. But, again, she didn't stop there. In 2007, Rodriguez admitted to violating the terms of her probation by blowing off some community service and not attending an alcohol education program. Following a probation hearing, she was sentenced to six months in jail. Luckily for her, the American justice system is a joke, and Rodriguez was released after 18 days due to overcrowding.
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what we need here is Linda Blair and a broom.
i love how paris side swept her hair like it's a modeling photo.
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