GOP Whip Chooses Britney Spears Over Fixing America
 

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Yes we can be derelict of duty! While the rest of the nation watched President Barack Obama talk about what the hell is wrong with America and how best to go about fixing it last night, House Minority Whip – that means republican! – Eric Cantor, from Virgineeee, instead went and got his rocks off at a Britney Spears concert. This isn't even a rumor, he totally admitted it:

After attending the NRCC dinner, Eric, like President Obama has been known to do, enjoyed a night at the Verizon center. It was a bipartisan night, as Eric was joined by Senator Landrieu and other Democrats.

Seriously, our elected officials are some of the most disgusting people in the whole world. And we suck for electing them. New plan: we install Britney Spears as Queen of USA! and make Oreos our currency.

P.S. Cantor's office had to recant that part about Mary Landrieu, because it's perhaps a lie intended to make Cantor sound not so bad.

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Comments (13)

No. 1 · gary

wow this guy is an idiot. but go britney. if britney was queen i would be a slave for her

Posted: Mar 25, 2009 at 6:45 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Bawney Fwank

Britney Spears probably would be better at running the country than Barack Snoozebama.

Posted: Mar 25, 2009 at 6:48 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Rhonda

So let me get this straight, Cantor should have been glued to his seat listening to Obama read from his flat screen (telepromter) in the back? Why? I'm questioning his taste, I wouldn't have taken Cantor for a Britney fan, but the tickets were probably free so why not or maybe he's got a kid or maybe he just has bad taste. Who knows, who cares. Cantor/Spears Obama/Stevie Wonder Obama scores, yea, yea!

Posted: Mar 25, 2009 at 7:05 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Woody McBreairty

This guy has snake, weasel and creep written all over him….enough said.

Posted: Mar 25, 2009 at 7:32 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Peter Jakes

If going to a Britney show is wrong then I don't want to right. I am pretty sure the Declaration of Independence proclams American's right to "life, liberty and The Circus starring Britney Spears".

Given the choice of watching a press conference or seeing Britney,or going to the theatre, or the movies, or watching cable TV, etc., I know I would choose Britney.

Posted: Mar 25, 2009 at 8:00 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · fanofgrendel

pass

Posted: Mar 25, 2009 at 8:08 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Judge Richards

Why are these creepy "representatives of the people" like this Cantor fool always from the south?
Seems all the loonies, creeps, far right extremist nut cases come foom the most poverty stricken, uneducated and desperate states. Guess they don't even know enough to vote for someone who supports their own interests instead of big corporations and special interests. God love 'em, must be too much moonshine, or according to Diane Sawyers "Appalacia" special, they use alot of drugs and start soaking their brains in moonshine and Mountain Dew from a very early age. Can you imagine thse poor folks, like from Kentucky and Arkansas, etc., knowing enough to vote for a representative who will actually serve their needs and improve their poor deprived lives? ….me thinks not….

Posted: Mar 25, 2009 at 10:37 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · fanofgrendel

@Judge Richards: Senator Byrd is going to come to your home and beat you to death with his walker.

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Posted: Mar 25, 2009 at 11:20 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · GC

Dumb but amusing post.

Posted: Mar 26, 2009 at 12:25 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · Anonymous

What's wrong with a politician being a Britney fan?? I think this guy has a gd taste in music!!
Nway people, fight all u want over politics, just keep Britney out of it, she's a true artist!!

Posted: Mar 26, 2009 at 9:44 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · bam-a-lam

Jamie Spears fixed Britney - there's no telling what he could do for Washington. How do we know Cantor didn't have a secret meeting with Mr. Spears concerning a conservatorship for the country? Huh?

Posted: Mar 26, 2009 at 10:48 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · yrfavoritekt

She put on a hell of a show that night… who cares that he went to a concert anyways? Maybe he DVR'ed Obama.

Posted: Mar 26, 2009 at 10:59 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · Jess

She can't sing, so therefore he just wants to see T&A. Seems normal for a politician, right?

Posted: Mar 26, 2009 at 12:32 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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