Jesus, Ashton, give it a rest. You're famous already, you're married to a hot lady whose children are almost your age, and you're the poster child for trying too hard on the Internet. You can take it easy now, and not post videos of getting those three hairs on your chest waxed in a blatant need to remain relevant.

Can you imagine when Demi asks him to like, clean up his room or something and Ashton is all "I'm WORKING here! My reputation won't destroy itself!" Like he seriously considers being on the Internet his job. Here's the thing: Becoming a web micro-celebrity sort of requires that you weren't famous to begin with. Otherwise, it's no contest. Of course people will watch your stupid videos (that is just an uninspired version of that scene from 40 Year Old Virgin) and follow your stupid Twitter. Because you're already famous. Give it a rest and let the next Julia Allison or Numa Numa guy have their moment in the spotlight.