Madge Photoshop Literally the Most Flagrant We've Ever Seen
 

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No. 1 · Rhonda

One thing that picture shows us all, as we get older, we fade like a rose. I feel bad for Madge and sad for all us girls who are fading like a rose……………………..

Posted: Apr 2, 2009 at 4:49 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Juan Pensamiento

Yeah, but how do we know the supposed original ain't photoshopped to make it look worse??

Posted: Apr 2, 2009 at 5:15 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · judgeMENTAL

@Juan Pensamiento:
i was thinking the same thing. not that she looks anywhere near what she does on the right in real life, but i've seen images where they've actually photoshopped the star to look worse.

Posted: Apr 2, 2009 at 5:19 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · fanofgrendel

Neither really looks like a virgin.

Posted: Apr 2, 2009 at 5:30 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Rhonda

it looks real, to me. Sadly

Posted: Apr 2, 2009 at 5:32 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · fanofgrendel

Madonna in regular def

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Posted: Apr 2, 2009 at 5:45 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · LNA

This pic wasn't officially released and neither Madonna nor her record company asked for that bad photoshoppig job that was made on behalf of the person who made it and i hope for him or her that it's not is day job.

Posted: Apr 2, 2009 at 7:25 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · lia

bitchy…. mannerless

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 4:00 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · getreal

I love Madonna! This woman has worked hard her whole life. She is 50 years old she works out three hours a day, has three children will soon have four and she has the ass of a 20 year old. Why do we expect her to look 19? People expect perfect that is why any picture you see in a magazine be it Miley Cyrus (16 yrs) or Dame Judy Densch (hot but very old) is retouched so let's cut a 50 year old woman a break for looking 40 in photos. I would love to photograph half the yentas on this site in their underwear. They didn't look this good 20 years ago let alone now.

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 4:40 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · bam-a-lam

@getreal: You are so incredibly dumb it makes my eyes hurt.

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 7:57 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · fanofgrendel

@getreal: speak for yourself, not for everyone here. I earn extra income as an underwear model for Sears.

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Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 8:03 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · bam-a-lam

@fanofgrendel: A real American company: Sears. I KNEW that was you on page 496. GetReal shops in London and LA and looks for "designers" like Kate Moss. Trendy, no?

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 8:18 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · weezy

this is what i do for a living–the one on the left has been retouched to look worse. she's had work done and looks better than that in candids.

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 8:20 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 14 · bam-a-lam

@weezy: You photoshop for a living?

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 8:30 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 15 · weezy

my hubs a photog and i do the computer end–that's why i'm chained to this computer and on this site at all hours! processing a large file takes time so i jet over here and check out the ruckus :)

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 8:33 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 16 · bam-a-lam

@weezy: @weezy: Awesome. You're going to be the go-to girl, if you don't mind, for questions regarding these matters. You'll be like Laura Bush - the go-to girl at SMU, except you won't be finding pot, will you? (Lemme know if you will…I hear I'm a drug dealer)

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 9:10 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 17 · fanofgrendel

@weezy: you are now my hero. I bought Photoshop a year ago, but have done nothing more than install it. Jossip did accuse me of using it during the alleged Obama Fingers Scandal, but I have since been absolved of any guilt.

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 9:22 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 18 · weezy

ask away guys, i'll tell you all my secrets. luckily, in the past couple of years there are filters invented that do things it took me hours to do. you can do a batch of photos all at once too, so it's awesome. the best new filter/tool is 'liquefy'–the slimming tool. that's the one giving our daughter's bad self-esteem. luckily, my 11 year watches me, she sees the reality so she constantly points out stuff on magazines that are retouched. we'll see if she's still as wise in middle school. i hope.

p.s. i don't know the laura bush scandal, fill me in.

p.s. i have been known to give a model a wonky eye or extra chin fat if they were a b*tch. easy to get drunk with power!

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 10:17 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 19 · bam-a-lam

@weezy: You officially have the coolest job ever. The Laura Bush 'scandal' was that she was the go-to girl at SMU for weed. Not that I think that is scandalous, just interesting that she was actually a pretty hip girl in her day.

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 10:24 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 20 · Rhonda

Weezy,

there was a rumor that Laura Bush in college was a pot dealer. It's a little hard to imagine, but who knows!

I met Laura Bush during the 2000 campaign, and her pictures do not do her justice. She has beautiful skin, and sparkling blue eyes. She is a very pretty woman, very friendly.

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 10:29 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 21 · kady

There's nothing wrong with being an older woman. But when you're an older woman like Madonna, who can't let go, then you make a fool of yourself. She could be a graceful, confident, powerful, older woman who acts and dressed age appropriately. Instead, Madonna still tries to act and play the ingenue and it's tragic.

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 10:50 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 22 · weezy

okay-i never heard that about laura bush. that's too funny–i cannot picture it. she seems so serene, maybe that's her secret :)

i'm a bit disappointed at the work madonna's had done. if anyone could have made 50 acceptable and fierce, she was the one. now she's stretched and frozen like the rest of them.

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 11:42 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 23 · getreal

@weezy: You never heard it before because she made it up. Her "facts" are even proven to be fiction and her "rumors" she made up herself. Don't forget she was posting that Obama was raised in an islamist terrorist camp 6 months ago. When everyone knows he was raised in Hawaii and Kansas.

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 11:59 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 24 · hms

Look. She's 50 years old. Either both pictures were photoshopped or she's had so much facial surgery so that she DOESN'T look like the picture on the left, that it's all fake anyway. She can't deny her age AND it's oinly going to increase every year. So tough luck, Madge. YOu are what you are.

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 12:01 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 25 · sinam

she's a fifty year old woman! even if she really looks like that without the photoshop she still looks great for her age! she works hard, has a family and has proved herself in an industry that reeks of flakiness and superficiality. you may not like everything she does but why ridicule her for not looking 19 years old when she's fifty?

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 1:10 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 26 · geez, louise

seems like a lot of wank for the sake of wank

1st photo:
well it is hardly horrid. even it if was photoshopped to look "worse", there are millions of 50 yr old women who would cut off their right leg to still look like that.

2nd photo:
sharpened obvs, but otherwise idgi. i mean, i'm a really visual person and except for the fact that it was softened/sharpened,,,, WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK?

honestly, it is doubtful madonna requested this personnaly because she works out like a crazy person and is on the record for saying that you know whatever about surgery you still need to eat right and work up a sweat.

i may not buy her music, and i don't secretly lust after her, but i don't hate her (oh puhlease) and i do respect her business sense. who else has remained relevant in the pop culture for all these years?

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 1:20 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 27 · bam-a-lam

@weezy: Weezy, I don't know if GetReal was referring to me or one of the many unicorns that prance around in her head, but I am 10000% certain that I have never even entertained the notion that Obama had anything to do with any kind of training OR any sort of terrorist anything, much less got online and posted or discussed such things. I have no idea what the hell that reference is about. She could cut & paste that statement or direct you to where it's located if she wanted to. Maybe the stress of running a large corporation is taking its toll on the little missy.

Some people ought to try drugs. They may find their personalities improve.

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 2:29 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 28 · roger

"literally." simple and GREAT. thanks for the laugh.

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 2:34 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 29 · Reina Robinson

OH GEEZ!!! They fool us all!!! i gotta post this on upallnite.tv… great laugh…

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 3:25 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 30 · Jess

Dig those boots!

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 5:16 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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