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Paris Hilton, dressed as a space hooker, pranced about Malibu yesterday doing whatever it is she does. The end.

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Comments (46)

No. 1 · billybob

This may be the wrong time to prance around in Malibu or anywhere with all the unemployment and anger - otherwise she could be another Patty Hearst.

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 11:47 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · getreal

@billybob: So we should stop going to the beach because the economy is bad? It is actually free to go to the beach in Malibu. I say simple pleasures like the beach are what the doctor ordered when the going gets tough.

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 12:02 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Rhonda

she's going to the beach?

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 12:12 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · fanofgrendel

va va va Voom!

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Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 12:59 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · fanofgrendel

That was for the folks who think I'm too classy for this place.

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 12:59 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · allysa

Wow……she can never really keep on any clothes can she.i guess her lifestyle is her image of why ppl portray her as she is

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 2:43 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · allysa

Wow……she can never really keep on any clothes can she.i guess her lifestyle is her image of why ppl portray her as she is

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 2:44 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Kinky-Neo-Con

PORN IS COOL!

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 3:25 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · Reina Robinson

haha she sooo trying to look like Ladyy Ga Ga… i just seen the other day on upallnite.tv that they were hanging out now shes stealing her style… shameless paris

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 3:35 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · Jess

Perfect outfit for a moron!

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 5:13 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Bobby Corwen

Paris needs to be kicked in the ass for this…she has no shape…therefore hideously unflattering. Only the voluptuous, hourglass figures can pull this look off, and Paris lacks intelligence to dress for the proper occasion-it's broad daylight… Good God, how embarrassing. D'<
Her parents are atoms of shit pushovers.

Posted: Apr 4, 2009 at 6:10 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · janeb

I thought people stopped caring about looking at her do absolutely nothing. Guess I was wrong.

Posted: Apr 4, 2009 at 8:50 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · billybob

@getreal: So you wouldn't mind having your tax dollars spent searching the kidnappers of this dumb bimbo, watch her weeping to her parents to pay the ransom fee? Yeah you can go to the beach wherever you please and dress like this clown who is really a frustrated stripper showing everybody her marginal droopy ass - don't expect you're going to be left alone doing your thing … getreal .. you are not that free even in Malibu .. especially Malibu .. the capital city of the plastic people.

Posted: Apr 4, 2009 at 9:19 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 14 · lola jeunsoke.

i always taught she's a silly girl..now she proved it

Posted: Apr 4, 2009 at 4:00 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 15 · suzyq

Dominatrix's day time attire!

Posted: Apr 4, 2009 at 4:16 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 16 · GRamos

Isn't that cyclops from xmen? He needs to eat something….

Posted: Apr 4, 2009 at 6:54 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 17 · Bawney Fwank

@Getreal: I'm pretty sure the "going" isn't very tough for Ms.Hilton.

Posted: Apr 4, 2009 at 11:52 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 18 · Gurlene

Her, Madonna and and the equally faded, mediocre JLo give me gas.

Posted: Apr 5, 2009 at 1:01 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 19 · Viv

@Gurlene: Is your name really Gurlene? I ask because I have a friend named Girline and we thought she was the only one! LOL

Posted: Apr 5, 2009 at 1:42 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 20 · HaterMagnet

@fanofgrendel: Paris, I personally dont have anything agaginst you , but if you want people to stop calling you a slut Being a SPACE SLUT isnt any better, Sorry.

Posted: Apr 5, 2009 at 11:22 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 21 · getreal

@billybob: No I have no interest in spending tax dollars to victimize a complete stranger because you billybob are jealous of how rich she is. I can tell you have never actually been to Malibu it is not a city but a tiny beach enclave full of surfers, beach bums, and movie people. I think all this venom over a very normal pastime like going to the beach (a common activity if you live in LA) is silly.

Posted: Apr 6, 2009 at 12:15 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 22 · Regis

Except for her grainy green video, Paris always looks like the clothes wear her…the plastic dress in the last pic could just as well have been a paper doll dress with folding tabs over her 2-D shoulders.

Posted: Apr 6, 2009 at 9:30 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 23 · shaniqua

Paris it don't matter what you have on because it always looks hot on you no matter what wear

love you,,,,,

Posted: Apr 6, 2009 at 10:15 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 24 · liz

….just because you saw it in a scifi movie, doesn't mean you should wear it.

Posted: Apr 6, 2009 at 12:17 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 25 · Khadeeja Ene Roberts

I am not suprised at all.The girl cannot dress anyway. And she has already ran out of ideas in her pea-brain.

Posted: Apr 6, 2009 at 4:52 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 26 · Robyn (Carlsbad, CA)

Where's "Doc Brown?" ("Back to the Future" reference)

Posted: Apr 6, 2009 at 6:13 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 27 · shmelt fell

Wow that is one crazy get-up but hey who can blame her she is pretty out there for an earth being and I don't see what's to get so excited over about her, she is a freaking publicity show off.

Posted: Apr 6, 2009 at 8:02 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 28 · willow

that girl is running out of things not to wear.

Posted: Apr 6, 2009 at 11:26 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 29 · Ursula

Wow i know where Paris is now………she is with the JETSONS with ASTRO!

Posted: Apr 7, 2009 at 12:38 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 30 · builtforcomfort

Its sad that Paris needs attention this bad!!!!

Posted: Apr 7, 2009 at 9:35 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 31 · fanofgrendel

I've seen Paris, I've seen France.
I've seen everything, in her pants.

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Posted: Apr 7, 2009 at 9:51 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 32 · bam-a-lam

What is that contraption in the middle section?

Posted: Apr 7, 2009 at 10:02 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 33 · michelle

… maybe she's on lunch break from her next home movie?

Posted: Apr 7, 2009 at 4:30 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 34 · Marla Shin

The latest in bondage bikinis

Posted: Apr 7, 2009 at 4:36 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 35 · christa

Looks like Paris got mixed up between cyclops and mystique

Posted: Apr 7, 2009 at 4:46 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 36 · Kane

Anyone have a red ball gag to stick in her mouth?

Posted: Apr 7, 2009 at 4:58 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 37 · MB

Can you imagine the tan lines???

Posted: Apr 7, 2009 at 5:13 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 38 · weezy

why is this girl still getting coverage?

Posted: Apr 7, 2009 at 5:13 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 39 · Eileen

Look an outfit that has as much material as Paris has brains and class.

Posted: Apr 7, 2009 at 5:28 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 40 · Polished

Lol. She tries waaay to hard. Bless her heart

Posted: Apr 7, 2009 at 5:46 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 41 · Mel

She looks like max headroom's girlfriend. LOL.

Posted: Apr 7, 2009 at 5:54 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 42 · Marichilagatutu

I am really not surprised. I mean honestly. Every time she does something like this, everyone freaks out! She does this stuff so that she will have entire blogs and comment panels about her! DUH get a clue people!

Posted: Apr 7, 2009 at 6:07 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 43 · Marichilagatutu

@Polished: Yep I feel the same way. There is something wrong in her head. Poor thing.

Posted: Apr 7, 2009 at 6:08 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 44 · msfigring

Funeral wear of the future as Paris Hilton morns the passing of Jane Jetson.

Posted: Apr 8, 2009 at 7:49 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 45 · marj

whew!!! kind of futuristic fashion, well, nobody can dare to wear…paris good lookin'

Posted: Apr 8, 2009 at 8:09 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 46 · Dean_Ackles

She's so… unattractive. Ugly is too harsh a word to describe someone with!

She'll never be as cool as Lady GaGa. Ever.

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 10:04 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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