After losing the Oscar and thus any reason to try and stay "classy," bedraggled tough turned thespian Mickey Rourke has gone and done Wrestlemania XXV, just like The Ram would have wanted.
This weekend, as fans shouted flecks of Funyuns and Coors out of their maws, their eyes affixed on the spectacle in the ring, Rourke boxed WWE superstar Chris Jericho for about 30 seconds, ultimately sending the young heavyweight to the mat in mock pain. Unfortunately for Rourke, with Jericho fell The Wrestler star's newly minted standing in Hollywood, which loves a comeback but hates the pastimes of Middle America. Nice try, Mick!

Here, Rourke appeases the fans with Ric "The Nature Boy" Flair, who looks to be giving the Nazi salute. Good times.
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And who says wraslin' isn't real?
Fuck off. Dude got hired to perform in front of 70,000 people.