Insane Octomom Now Making $1K Per Minute?
 

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The terrible horrible Octomom continues her rise to the top of America's freak food chain, and she's getting fucking rich along the way. According to Media Buffet, N8dya Sulem8n is now making $1,000 per minute for the video diaries she's doing on the recently shitty Radar Web site. That's right, ONE THOUSAND BUCKS PER MINUTE!

We'll save you from doing the calculations: A grand a minute is more than you make, and you probably even have a college degree and some work experience. SUCKER! You shoulda had 14 babies! Then you, too, could go on decadent shopping sprees at low-rent mall stores full of elastic shirts and pants.

When will this Jolie-obsessing creep's luck run out? Who knows! But god help those kids when the cameras stop coming around.

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Comments (4)

No. 1 · american dreamer

I'll be the first to admit I'm in love with Octomum.

I'd give anything to taste those luscious lips. I would love her to bear more children for me. Over and over and over again.

Posted: Apr 7, 2009 at 3:28 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Joe Blow

Best to tie a 2×4 to your kiester before entering the abyss known as Octomum… oh and earplugs to stifle the echo

Posted: Apr 7, 2009 at 3:42 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · fanofgrendel

Obama needs to nationalize Octomom and freeze her bonus payments. Haven't we used enough tax money to bail out Octomom?!

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Posted: Apr 7, 2009 at 5:08 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · redsongia

Whatev. At least she's finally working.

Posted: Apr 7, 2009 at 5:22 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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