
By now, you're well aware that the ShamWow guy, Vince Shlomi, beat up a $1,000 a night hooker in Miami for, in his words, "biting his tongue and [refusing to] let go." The Smoking Gun has been on the case since the beginning and now they've gotten a hold of some police photos of the crime scene and the victims. Ladies and gentlemen, it's a goddamn mess.
Click through for a handful of the worst, remembering, of course, that these are graphic photos of a man, woman and expensive hotel room after each was involved in a bloody battle for a tongue.
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Well, now I'm confused. All the buzz after the Spitzer call girl scandal was that highly paid hookers to the "stars" had a great life, and we should all try it. Could this be b.s.?!?!!? Could all the glamorization of sex work be completely false?!?! If hookers can't be young womens role models then who can?!?!!?!?!?
What did Julia Roberts teach us all?? You don't mouth kiss hookers.
Rules to live by…
Sham-ick!
Exploitation, degradation, and bloody pictures are you trying to make us lose our lunch or just to make two deeply troubled people who are already humiliated feel worse?
Sick stuff
To show you what kind of guy I am, I never made it past Picture Number 1.
LET'S LOOK AT THE SILVER LINING IN THIS STORY…………….. HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO CLEAN UP ALL THAT BLOOD WITH JUST 1 SHAM-WOW