Speaking of celebrities that do drugs, by now half of America has forgotten about Joaquin Phoenix and is focusing on actor/musician Billy Bob Thornton, whose bad news bears attitude on a recent Canadian radio station (why is it always Canada?) went viral within two minutes of the show airing.
I know, it's long, you don't have 13 minutes of your life to waste. But the whole thing is just such a beautiful train wreck it's hard to pick a specific moment. Is it when Thornton gets angry with the host for asking him when his band got together? When he tells the world he's never met Willie Nelson (who he is currently on tour with)? Or his five minute rambling, when asked for his favorite bands as a kid, about baseball and a telephone polls and magazine subscriptions. Amazing.
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What an utter thumb-sucking asshole Mr. Thornton appears to be!
Hey, Billy Bob: You're an ACTOR. HAHAHAHAAAA!!
Maybe he drank that vial of Angelina Jolie's blood he used to wear around his neck?
I think we are going to have to go with drugs on this one…the guy barely blinks at all. WTF.
i think it's an act. he's a strange one, and looky, it's gotten him press.
Dear Billy Bob,
I'm sorry, but nobody is going to play this game with you. We aren't going to pretend that as movie fans we aren't mostly interested in your band because it has you in it. You don't have any 'band cred', so don't expect us to act like you do. You didn't crawl your way up from the mean streets to make those 8 albums. You didn't play every stinky little venue from Detroit to L.A. in a ratty-ass tour bus for ten years until you finally got your big break to open for Willie Nelson. Nobody in the band died an untimely death in your band's 'early years'.
Fact is, Billy Bob, your band's never had anything to loose so long as your movie star ass was in it, and we all know it.
So no, time machine's aren't real. You cannot go back and 'make it big from nothing as a band'. That ship has sailed. You chose another life and you were wildly successful. Isn't that enough? Listen, really, it's okay to be a movie star and have a kick ass band that got popular because you were a movie star. Seriously, I would take that in a heartbeat. We all would.
So no. We aren't going to play this game with you. You're just going to have to be remembered as that guy who was an awesome actor who started a band that some people thought was kinda interesting for a bit.
Love,
Earth
ooo…pluralized time machines with an apostrophe! I hate it when I do that! Sorry! I'm sure you understand what I meant Billy Bob. Or maybe you will later…when the TRANQUILIZERS WEAR OFF!
Love,
Earth
He reminded me of that prick he played in the movie Tombstone. Too bad Kurt Russell wasn't there to slap some sense in to him.
he is a utter asshole. I never did like him.
He is rude. he should of stay with angelina.
If I didn't find Billy Bob so totally hot I would join in the criticism of his rude behavior.
Instead I'd much rather wear a vial of blood around his neck.
Canadians are like mash potatoes without the gravy . Is that correct? Or maybe it's just we have no gravy when there's no real talent present. EH.