The recession has hurt plastic surgeons as bad as anyone else, as their wealthy clients are no longer able to pay for those costly botox injections or face transplants. So how are some repeat customers ponying up the cash for their new nose? By stealing it, d'oi. Would you not steal a loaf of bread to feed a starving child? This is basically the same thing, but for yourself and because you suck.

A former Staten Island pastor has been accused of stealing from his church's parish in order to pay for his costly cosmetic surgery, which has rendered him really creepy looking. His lawyer can't even think of a good excuse for him, saying ""If your kid steals some money off the top of your dresser, is that a crime? If your wife takes money from your pocket, is that a crime?" Yeah, it's exactly like that.

Meanwhile over in TVland ABC producer Steph Watts was allegedly fired after the accounting department found out he had charged his nose job to the company credit card. Watts' took a couple days and then denied the rumor, "Thanks for the compliment though."