Christopher Hitchen's Voicemail is Adorable
 

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Don't ask how we got a hold of Vanity Fair columnist and Mos Def-disser Christopher Hitchen's outgoing voicemail message. Just thank us and move along.

 

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Aww, almost adorable enough to make us not hate him anymore. Is Blue his dog?

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Comments (17)

No. 1 · Joeb1212

The only thing "cute" about this turd would be if was was six feet under with a wooden stake through his heartless chest. And we allowed this a-hole to become a U.S. citizen? The horror….

Posted: Apr 13, 2009 at 2:59 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Kinky-Neo-Con

I luv Christopher Hitchens. the wit & charm, the intellect, the hair, that body :-)

Posted: Apr 13, 2009 at 3:04 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · BJ

<3 Hitchens :)

Posted: Apr 14, 2009 at 8:53 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Ruth

Truly a douchebag that only a dog could love.

Posted: Apr 14, 2009 at 12:39 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Kinky-Neo-Con

@Ruth: WOOF!

Posted: Apr 14, 2009 at 1:23 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Dalton

So, Joeb1212…can we assume you're not a fan?

Relax, Dude.

Posted: Apr 14, 2009 at 1:39 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Matt

Well, that was strange and amusing. Yeah Hitch!

Posted: Apr 14, 2009 at 5:32 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Jeremy

Blue is his WIFE!

Posted: Apr 14, 2009 at 6:09 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · DespinaCook

@Kinky-Neo-Con: I concur! Very handsome brain indeed.

Posted: Apr 15, 2009 at 1:34 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · getreal

I'm no fan of a lot of his ideas but there is something about him… and that message is adorable in my opinion.

Posted: Apr 15, 2009 at 2:56 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · thisandthat

Carol Blue is his wife's name.

Posted: Apr 15, 2009 at 5:52 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · Jason

@Joeb1212:

That's very Christian of you Joeb.

Posted: Apr 15, 2009 at 7:31 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · Rhonda

His wife Carol Blue is beautiful!

Posted: Apr 15, 2009 at 7:45 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 14 · Beth

Wait, why was that adorable? Blue is his wife, it's a perfectly normal voicemail…

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 8:39 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 15 · getreal

@Beth: It is silly but the rhyming is a bit cute.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 8:53 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 16 · 1984

He is right. religion poisons everything.

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 1:12 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 17 · getreal

No religion ruined everything for him and apparently you. Some of us can handle religion it ruining everything.

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 1:37 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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