Oy Vey: Israel Threatens Iran
 

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It's out of Iraq and in to Iran we go! That is, at least if Israeli President Shimon Peres has anything to say about it. In an unusually forward speech yesterday, Peres said that if Barack Obama's overtures fail to calm Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who is notoriously anti-Israel, Israel "will strike [Iran]."

That, of course, would be a goddamn disaster, especially because Peres openly admits that Israel would need America's support in a war with Iran: "We certainly cannot go it alone, without the US, and we definitely can't go against the US. This would be unnecessary."

Ahmadinejad has yet to respond to Shimon, but something tells us he'll not have anything nice to say. A bit of a bad trip, that one.

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Comments (13)

No. 1 · bam-a-lam

Oh, well, THANKS Israel. Now stfu.

Posted: Apr 13, 2009 at 10:50 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Darth Paul

He's just playing that tired, ol' 'harder-than-thou' Israel's been playing internally from the start. He HAS to talk ridiculous mess like this in order to compete w/that fat turd, Lieberman, who has a case of logorrhea so bad that Cheney would blush.

Posted: Apr 13, 2009 at 2:03 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · losermetoo

@bam-a-lam: I'm confused. You think it's wrong for a sovereign nation to (finally) verbally respond to the years of verbal and physical threats from a rogue state? What other nation would allow another nation to continually train and financially support militant groups like Hamas and Hezballah that threaten its existence? I'm dumbfounded.

Posted: Apr 13, 2009 at 2:09 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · losermetoo

It amazes me how riled up people get when Jews exhibit strength.

Posted: Apr 13, 2009 at 2:11 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Jen

@losermetoo: Bam is not saying anything about Jews exhibiting strength. The problem is Peres basically declared war on Iran and then said "oh shoot, we can't do that by ourselves…US-can you help us? we know you are at war with 2 other nations right now, but we really need a hand". So yeah, thanks Israel for volunteering the US in your mess.

Posted: Apr 13, 2009 at 2:21 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · bam-a-lam

@losermetoo: Well, just undumbfound yourself. It's my understanding that Israel would need American support, so how do you know America is willing to jump into a war with Iran?

Posted: Apr 13, 2009 at 2:30 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · losermetoo

I know the Protocols of the Elders of Zion is a page turner, but if you can just put the book down for a second I'll explain. My friends, what Israel means by American support is American permission. Israel will do the dirty work itself. Israel had American support to bomb the nuclear facility in Syria and had American support to bomb the caravans of weapons in Sudan. Contrary to popular (anti-semetic) belief, Israel never has anyone do its dirty work for it. Israel as a nation (I am not talking about specific politicians) advised the US against the war in Iraq and continually stressed to the Americans that the true threat was Iran.

Posted: Apr 13, 2009 at 2:38 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · losermetoo

"Just because we criticize Israeli policy does not mean we're anti-semites! Some of my best friends are Jews!"

Posted: Apr 13, 2009 at 2:39 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · bam-a-lam

@losermetoo: Perhaps Israel would do us the gigantic favor of allowing us to get disengaged from the other wars we are currently involved in before lobbing bombs at Iran then screaming for the US to help? It is a logistical nightmare at this moment.

Permission: denied.

Posted: Apr 13, 2009 at 3:02 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · losermetoo

"Damn those Jews and there communism. Oh, and we can't forget about those damn Jews and there capitalism."

Well which is it??? Either we're commies or capitalists, decide already!!!!!!

Posted: Apr 13, 2009 at 3:15 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Jen

@losermetoo: Who is being an anti-semitic right now? Where are these quotes you are stating coming from?

Posted: Apr 13, 2009 at 3:24 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · bam-a-lam

@losermetoo: Really, where ARE these bizarre quotes coming from? What is your problem?

Posted: Apr 13, 2009 at 3:49 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · ILoveAmerica

Israel will do whatever it takes to protect herself from any threat. Just like during Gulf War 1 when Israel took out Iraq's nuclear reactor BEFORE it was on line they did not ask permission beforehand. Israel has endured countless homicide bombing attacks and threats of total extinction (it seems) forever. My money is on Israel.

Posted: Apr 14, 2009 at 11:07 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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