Tween Beatdown: Miley and Efron Destroy the Jonas Brothers
 

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If anyone managed to catch the "eh it could have been worse" episode of SNL this weekend, you would notice a trend in Lorne Michaels' guests this season. Lets see: We started with Michael Phelps, the Jonas Brothers came on, and now floppy-haired High School Musical star Zac Efron hosts? Lorne's really hoping that the 12-15 demographic take their Ritalin later than they're supposed to on weekends.

 

Speaking of tweens, Miley Cyrus' movie killed at the box office this weekend. Which must have been a double-blow for the virginity-loving Jonas Brothers, who had to watch Efron boost SNL's ratings higher than they did, and then have that bitch Hannah Montana totally blow their ticket sales out of the water.

And it makes sense too: The Jonas Bros. cater to such a tween niche market (not to mention there are three of them you have to work into any one sketch) that even though their names are everywhere, the staying power of the trio will most likely resemble that of Menudo rather than Justin Timberlake. Miley and especially Zac might actually make that difficult transition between Disney and solo career, but Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas? Well, they can always look forward to being on one of VH1's reality programs once they hit middle-aged obscurity.

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Comments (2)

No. 1 · spottsy

The little one is just stringing the older ones along. As soon as he's old enough, he'll ditch em.

Posted: Apr 13, 2009 at 8:01 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · fanofgrendel

OK, so SNL can't pick on Obama, but they do let off steam by picking all the flesh from Joe Biden's bones.

I should talk about the kids in the article, but I don't know much about them. Frankly I'm out of time. I've got to take a quick shower: I'm burning up from the climb.

Posted: Apr 13, 2009 at 10:35 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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