Woody Harrelson and CNN Team Up for Best Headline Ever
 

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Is there a reasonable explanation for why Woody tried to maim a TMZ pap that he mistook for one of the undead? Of course!

"I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist.

"With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie," he said.

Quite understandably…Damn Woody, time to put down the hemp causes and maybe take up another initiative. Shit makes you paranoid. At the same time, you can see how blurry the line is between brain-dead zombies and one of Harvey Levin's shambling minions. Braaaaainsss.

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No. 1 · Jen

I seriously was laughing so hard that I almost cried when I read this headline…and then I thought "well the man does smoke a lot of pot".

Posted: Apr 13, 2009 at 4:48 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Linda Mott

He claims he had his daughter with him, so he is violent to someone that could have beaten him up. The TMZ pap was trying to do the right thing, but Woody was out of control. What a great example to set for his daughter. He should have been put in jail and sent to anger management class. What a JERK!

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 10:17 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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