ASSME (The American Society for Shitcanned Media Elites and brainchild of former Radar editor Aaron Gell) finally has their website up and running, making them the new "it" blog to add to your RSS feed. Especially if you like reading the unemployed musings of micro-celebrities let go by Nick Denton who now spend their days getting yelled at by their therapists. (They can still afford therapists??)

Everyone's favorite foul-mouthed Gawker alum is back! No, not Choire, he's writing a book. Sheila!

My shrink politely told me stop whining about my unemployed ennui and related existential crises and to “read a fucking book” instead. “Ever since I learned to read,” he shouted, “I will never be unhappy again. I don’t allow for it.”

But Doc, I’ve read about 28 fucking books since January?

“Then write a fucking poem.”

Hey, if you think you can write a better blogpost, and have held a position in the blawgoscene, feel free to pitch stuff to ASSME, which is now open to suggestions. You won't get paid, but it's the classy thing to do, right? Think of it like submitting to McSweeneys; you'll never see a dime, but all your friends will be impressed.