
Kind of amazing: Madonna, fresh off her Sticky and Sweet and Jesus tour, settled down in a "13-bedroom, four-floor, Georgian-style townhouse" on the Upper East Side (81st, to be precise). You want to see the floorplan? Cool, Cityfile has you covered:

See that big box over there? That's the two-car garage. And that other big box? That's the wine cellar. Or maybe that's the elevator. Or one of the 9 fireplaces…
(Via: Cityfile)
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I think Madonna is planning to turn the basement into a dungeon where she will lock up the papicitos that she bleeds dry to keep herself so young and beautiful
@american dreamer:
or maybe she could just donate the townhouse to the Malawians as their new embassy in exchange for Mercy (poor kid)
LOL "drinks your milksake". Is that a reference to There Will Be Blood?