American Media Submits to Its New Canine Ruler
 

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Like the dog-gods of ancient Egypt, Bo, the new Obama pet, is here to reign over our feeble population for the rest of time, until an angry Jesus returns to see we're all traitorous Bo-ddhists.

Witness this strange Bo obsession for yourself in the video below, in which a news reporter not only anoints the dog "Bo Obama" (dogs get surnames now, apparently), but then cuts off a speaking human guest mid-sentence in order to listen in on people petting the dog and praising his "rock star" status. A claque of cameras snaps away in the distance. This is our American news, giving the crowd what they want.

Bow down to the first American deity who can lick his own ass.

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Comments (10)

No. 1 · american dreamer

When I saw Malia and Sasha getting dragged around the White House grounds by that dog (which is going to double in size) it confirmed all of my suspicions that a Portuguese Water Dog was a lousy choice for them.

My dog trainer and friends of mine who show dogs told me that Portuguese Water Dogs are too hyperactive for young kids (especially one as small as Sasha fierce may she be) and "need a job" which is unlikely if he is trooping around the world with the Obamas.

Hopefully the curse of the Kennedys won't extend to this dog!!!

Posted: Apr 15, 2009 at 1:44 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Rhonda

@american dreamer:

I think you have a poser using your name, unless you had a really bad night:)

Posted: Apr 15, 2009 at 1:48 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Rhonda

Bam,

you want a good laugh, read post #2 LOL

Posted: Apr 15, 2009 at 4:56 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · bam-a-lam

@Rhonda: No poser, this is just another personality coming out. Schizo, anyone?

Posted: Apr 15, 2009 at 5:04 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · American Dreamer

@american dreamer:

I'm watching you sleep for the last time.

You look so peaceful, I hate to disrupt you. But then again, all things must come to an end.

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 1:55 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · American Dreamer

@bam-a-lam:

"You can't go home again." Well they're wrong. You can go home again, any time you want.

Just don't expect your things to be there anymore. I've taken care of them.

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 1:59 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · bam-a-lam

@Rhonda: OH, great. Now I have a freak using MY name.

CORD, DREW, DAVID: Can you not do something about this?

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 8:24 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · american dreamer

@bam-a-lam:

This was NOT me. Someone was impersonating me last night (using my profile name). I suspect they've left the building. But just in case I am not using this profile name anymore.

Just wanted to set the record straight first: was not me.

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 11:43 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · suzannah

@Rhonda:

Someone was using my name last night so I changed it to my christian name. They ought to have some way of limiting profile names to one person but they dont.

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 6:01 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · bam-a-lam

@suzannah: Maybe they will start doing that. I think this is the only site I'vd used that didn't limit profile user names to one person. Here's hoping…

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 6:51 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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