We should have waited to make our Rod Blagojevich Balls Chart. If you can believe it (we can!), the embroiled ex-Illinois governor indicted on several counts of being a corrupt asshole has gone and trumped all of his former acts of ballsiness with his most unbelievable, hilariously brazen maneuver yet: an attempt to have his court-ordered travel restrictions lifted so he can go star in a reality show in Costa Rica. Ha ha ha ha! Amazing! Especially because he's not kidding.

Former Gov. Rod Blagojevich is in talks to star in "I'm a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here," a survival-style reality show set to air June 1 on NBC, sources said.

His attorney, Sheldon Sorosky, told a federal judge Tuesday that Blagojevich soon would be making a request to loosen the travel restrictions placed on him. Such a move would allow the disgraced ex-governor to travel to Costa Rica for the program's filming this summer

This settles it: The Blago case has officially reached performance art status. Somebody get this man a solo Whitney.