Hero Bike Messenger Almost Saves Baby From Growing Up with Elisabeth Hasselbeck
 

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck had quite a scare today when she almost sustained minor injuries scraped was killed by a bike messenger. Luckily, her and her baby *pats stomach, garners audience sympathy* are fine, but she was so shook up after the experience that she had to immediately text her husband and then write a Twitter update. "And apparently somebody got their pizza or burger on time, because that guy was in a rush," Hasselbeck sniffed, somehow managing to keep her foot out of her mouth by not mentioning burritos or lo mein. Still, we worry that Hasselbeck's new misguided crusade will involve less bike lanes in NYC:
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