Shoplifting. It happens. Some very famous celebrities have been caught doing it. (Looking at you, Winona.) Regular people do it too. They shouldn't, but they do.
And sometimes when they get caught shoplifting, they take their clothes off to evade capture. Sort of. I think. To be honest, I'm not really sure how this happened, but it did.
A topless shoplifter wrestled with a mall cop after he stopped her outside a Dillards store in Oklahoma. She wasn't topless when he stopped her, but she was soon after. Taking her top off was a strategy she used to get away, but that didn't deter the mall cop. Or the innocent bystanders who tried to help him with the writhing woman.
You just have to see this to believe it.