CALLING THE KETTLE HOT PINK Perez Hilton, who has undoubtedly hurt, damaged, and rendered beyond repair the reputations of many a Hollywood figure, is now suing blogger and amateur sex tape star Jonathan Jaxson for allegedly slandering him all in an effort to promote his own website, which Hilton claims caused him “loss of his reputation, shame and mortification” and “mental anguish.” [TSG]