Whew. FoxNews.com gossip Roger Friedman returns from Mariah Carey album reviews to his area of expertise: Michael Jackson. The pop star, now wallowing in expired fame as Janet Jackson's older brother, paid $3 million to his Neverland Ranch creditors as a way of buying himself another 60 days from their auctioning off his old circus pad. He's already eaten halfway into his extension and a white knight, much like his children's faces, doesn't appear to be showing himself anytime soon. [Fox 411]