BIG DAY! After a mere five year delay, R. Kelly will finally face charges today that he is a creepy older gentleman who likes to pee on little girls, video tape it, and then sell millions of records to adoring fans. [AP]
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BIG DAY! After a mere five year delay, R. Kelly will finally face charges today that he is a creepy older gentleman who likes to pee on little girls, video tape it, and then sell millions of records to adoring fans. [AP]

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