A Bed-Ridden, Accidentally-Outed Neal Boulton Finds Time To Joke About His 'Alleged' Makeout Sesh With Jann Wenner
 

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Well, it's been exactly one day since Page Six accused Neal Boulton** of "brashly embracing and kissing" Jann Wenner outside the Time Warner Center, and naturally we're ready for an update. Fortunately for us (and, um, Neal's wife!) the Sixer's have an addendum in today's paper.

Turns out Boulton's been hospitalized—apparently something triggered his gag reflex—and he's spent last day or two distracting himself from dizzying bouts of nausea by cracking amazingly well-timed jokes about divorcing his wife.

All think considered, we think he's doing pretty well under the circumstances.

Earlier:
Wenner & American Media's Cross-Species Man-Love

**who's "married, to a woman, with kids!"

Comments (7)

No. 1 · hms

How anyone can be so cavalier and casual when they have a family, a wife and children? What about your children, you jerk?!

Posted: Apr 17, 2007 at 10:17 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · warren

Hey hms……remember a Todd Thomson….wife and two offspring and he was into Maria Bartiromo. That was an inexcusable move for both parties. Haven't heard Jossip, a word about the vacation in Bozeman, Montana and how the Thomsoms are doing.

Posted: Apr 17, 2007 at 11:20 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · eve

I agree with hms…Don't people think about their kids anymore?

Posted: Apr 17, 2007 at 11:37 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · brook

I know this guy. He's a complete fraud.

Posted: Apr 20, 2007 at 9:11 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · designergrl

Who are you talking about being cavalier? Neal?

Posted: Apr 23, 2007 at 6:33 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · notanahole

like any one of you gives a crap about his kids or his wife. you can say what you want but what about you? if his kids and wife weren't suffering you wouldn't have anything to talk about. what a bunch of self-righteous no-life jerk offs…

Posted: Apr 24, 2007 at 3:19 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Neal Boulton To Play The Part Of The Pizza Delivery Boy In Good Will Humping 8 / Jossip

[...] wants a nonsexual cameo in Michael Lucas' next pornography flick, presumably to go with his nonsexual relationship with Jann Wenner. [Queerty] Oct 15, 2007 · Link · Repond Related Posts • [...]

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 11:05 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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